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KV
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| Posted on 19 February 2010 11:14 |
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Good morning
Let me cut to the quick.
I'm rich. Filthy rich. I can buy the state of Rhode Island three times over.
I get laid whenever I want by whomever I want. And these chicks, man, do whatever I ask them to. Yah, freaky shit. Just do it.
Sure, my wife is hot but as you know, when you marry it, it becomes stale and naggy.
I'mma gonna go get laid now, have some lunch then hit the course.
Peace.
Oh, ps. Any man tell you he don't wanna live this life, they lyin.
KNIGHT VENTRUE
Guildmaster
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take from those who are willing to work and give to those who are not." Thomas Jefferson.
This is America, we don't redistribute wealth, you EARN IT.
When you come for mine, you better bring yours.
Edited by KV on 19 February 2010 11:15 |
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RE: What Tiger Should Say |
Tsul HardCash
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| Posted on 19 February 2010 18:54 |
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Soooooo true, lol! |
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DragonsBlood
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| Posted on 19 February 2010 19:08 |
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*laughs*
I texted my brother yesterday about this same thing. We both were hoping that Tiger was going to come out with the bad boy image.
"Ya I boned some bitches, but guess what I so ridiculously good you can't do a thing about it. Guess what I bet you money your wives would all sleep with me if I'd give them a chance and even further you'd like that as a story 'my wife slept with Tiger'..."
But to be honest, the most emotion I heard from him was about the pop. going after his kids, mom, and wife.
News flash Tiger; you are the biggest sports celebrity in the world. Therefore, not only you but your family and friends are targets. Enjoy the bright lights (as well as your family).
But to be honest what did we expect? I mean what would you say after you boned a bunch of chicks while being married and making billions?
One question I have is, which girl was he thinking about when he gave that speech cause I'd like to meet her 
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disappointment
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| Posted on 26 February 2010 17:59 |
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Looks like everyone is thinking close to the same thing:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-tiger-woods-apology-should-have-been |
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Eloswith
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| Posted on 01 March 2010 14:38 |
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http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/2/26/
Not sure if its same or similar as above link as I cannot view it 
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Battz
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| Posted on 04 May 2010 22:33 |
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Oh that's funny shit
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